– Any special talents?
- Full professional proficiency in movie quotes and early millennial slang.
- Use of English in the middle of sentences in Spanish (also know as “pochería”).
- Ability to turn any situation into a melodramatic scene.
- Storytelling as the main way of communication.
- Great memory skills (When I was 7, I memorized a children’s book after reading it four times).
- Ability to be socially awkward in almost any human interaction.
- Ability to find memes for everyday life situations.
- Often misuse of words on purpose (just to make a point).
- Creation of new words without explanation.
- Ability to talk for hours without losing my voice.
- Finding my own jokes hilarious.
- Crying every single time I laugh.
- Ability to answer any given question on one sheet using Helvetica, 10, single spaced (and feeling like it wasn’t enough).
- Ability to respond with laughter when awful things happen to me.
- Mirroring emotion (if I see you cry, I’ll cry).
The list goes on. Is this – is this what you need? Is this what you meant by special talents? If you give me more time I can fill an entire sheet using Helvetica, 10, single spaced.
Utterly Disclosed 